that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Randomize
