Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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