What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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