Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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