You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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