some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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