I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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