There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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