Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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