I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You don't make any sense
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