so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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