we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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