We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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