there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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