I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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