She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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