is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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