He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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