? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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