idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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