TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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