You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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