Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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