bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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