So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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