There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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