Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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