Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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