A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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