Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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