yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
