normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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