I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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