Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
