I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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