The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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