fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
there was a trapeze. enough said
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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