She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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