im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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