nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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