Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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