Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Randomize
