I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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