Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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