ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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