Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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