Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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