I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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