im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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