Are we in a gay sports bar?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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