I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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