scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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