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my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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