drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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